The Horny Husband's Plot. Best Dirty Jokes: Funny Famous dirty jokes

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Best Dirty Jokes: Funny Famous dirty jokes: The Horny Husband's Plot

The Horny Husband's Plot
A husband feeling a bit horny goes to the bathroom and returns with 4 aspirin and a glass of water for his wife.
He says, "Here honey, here are some aspirin and a some water."
She replied, "but honey I do not have a headache!"
He replied, "Thank God!"
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An Accidental Encounter. Best Dirty Jokes: Funny Famous dirty jokes

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Best Dirty Jokes: Funny Famous dirty jokes: An Accidental Encounter

An Accidental Encounter
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast.
They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."
She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 436."
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An Innocent Enough Enquiry. Best Dirty Jokes: Funny Famous dirty jokes

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An Innocent Enough Enquiry
A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman. After a few minutes he turns to her and says, "Can I smell your pussy?"
The woman looks at him in disgust and says, "Certainly not!"
"Hmmm," he replies. "It must be your feet, then."
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