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Now that I'm married, I'm being asked questions I have never been asked before in my entire life. The other day, my wife came up to me and said, "Do you think I'm fat?" </div>
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If gay and lesbian people are given civil rights, then everyone will want them!<br />
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When I was in the military they gave me a medal for killing two men and a discharge for loving one.<br />
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Everybody's journey is individual. If you fall in love with a boy, you fall in love with a boy. The fact that many Americans consider it a disease says more about them than it does about homosexuality.<br />
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Why is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men holding guns than holding hands? <br />
-Ernest Gaines<br />
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You don't have to be straight to be in the military; you just have to be able to shoot straight.<br />
-Barry Goldwater<br />
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What is straight? A line can be straight, or a street, but the human heart, oh, no, it's curved like a road through mountains. <br />
-Tennessee Williams<br />
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There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex. People should be very free with sex, they should draw the line at goats. <br />
-Elton John<br />
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I'm a supporter of gay rights. And not a closet supporter either. From the time I was a kid, I have never been able to understand attacks upon the gay community. There are so many qualities that make up a human being... by the time I get through with all the things that I really admire about people, what they do with their private parts is probably so low on the list that it is irrelevant. <br />
-Paul Newman<br />
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Straight Americans need... an education of the heart and soul. They must understand - to begin with - how it can feel to spend years denying your own deepest truths, to sit silently through classes, meals, and church services while people you love toss off remarks that brutalize your soul. <br />
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People sometimes think I'm gay because I once played a gay in a movie. It's funny. Audiences don't think you're a murderer if you play a murderer, but they do think you're gay if you play a gay. <br />
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Cyber Dupinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18271438752550596634noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3985401460878971190.post-11923282571025873972011-10-21T17:57:00.000-07:002011-10-21T17:57:10.545-07:00From A Mother With Love Funny Redneck Jokes | Funny JokesFrom A Mother With Love<br />
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I am writing this slow because I know that you can't read fast.<br />
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We don't live where we did when you left home.<br />
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Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within 20 miles from your home so we moved.<br />
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I won't be able to send you the address, as the last family that lived here took the house numbers when they left so that they wouldn't have to change their address.<br />
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This place is real nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not sure if it works too well though.<br />
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Last week I put a load in, pulled the chain, and haven't seen them since.<br />
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The weather isn't too bad here., it only rained twice last week, The first time it rained for three days and the second time for four days. The coat you wanted me to send you, your Uncle Steve said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets. We got another bill from the funeral home.<br />
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They said if we don't make the last payment on Grandma's grave, up she comes. John locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were worried because it took him two hours to get me and Shelby out.<br />
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Your sister had a baby this morning but I haven't found out what it is yet, so I don't know if you're an aunt or an uncle. If the baby is a girl, your sister is going to name it after me, she's going to call it Mom.<br />
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Uncle Pete fell in a whiskey vat last week. Some man tried to pull him out but he fought them off and drowned. We had him cremated and he burned for three days.<br />
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Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pick-up truck. Ralph was driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your two friends were in the back. They drowned because they couldn't get the tailgate down.<br />
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There isn't much more news at this time. Nothing much has happened.<br />
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PS, I was going to send you some money but the envelope was already sealed.<br />
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From A Mother With Love Funny Redneck Jokes | Funny JokesCyber Dupinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18271438752550596634noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3985401460878971190.post-53543046346419119752011-10-20T18:30:00.001-07:002011-10-20T18:30:17.768-07:00Only three doors Funny Blonde Jokes | Silly JokesOnly three doors<br />
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.<br />
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The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened. She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room. "You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"<br />
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Only three doors Funny Blonde Jokes | Silly JokesCyber Dupinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18271438752550596634noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3985401460878971190.post-50428833388191220142011-10-19T20:16:00.000-07:002011-10-19T20:16:50.076-07:00Watch Dogs Funny blonde Jokes | Funny Jokes | Stupid Blonde jokesWatch dogs<br />
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The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.<br />
Her friend said, 'Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?'<br />
'Hellooooo......' answered the blond.<br />
'I bought them as watch dogs!' <br />
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Watch Dogs Funny blonde Jokes | Funny Jokes | Stupid Blonde jokesCyber Dupinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18271438752550596634noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3985401460878971190.post-72278251141509081002011-10-18T18:27:00.000-07:002011-10-18T18:27:29.026-07:00The blonde kidnapper Funny Blonde Jokes | Funny JokesThe blonde kidnapper<br />
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This blonde woman was having financial troubles, when she decided to kidnap a child and demand a ransom. She went to a local park, grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree and wrote this note:<br />
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I have kidnapped your child. Leave $10,000 in a plain brown bag behind the big oak tree in the park tomorrow by 7 AM.<br />
Signed - "The Blonde"<br />
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She pinned the note inside the boy’s jacket and told him to go straight home.The next morning, she returned to the park to find the $10,000 in a brown bag, behind the big oak tree, just as she had instructed. Also inside the bag was the following note:<br />
"Here is your money. I cannot believe that one blonde would do this to another."<br />
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The blonde kidnapper Funny Blonde Jokes | Funny JokesCyber Dupinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18271438752550596634noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3985401460878971190.post-53310371161924028752011-10-17T18:25:00.000-07:002011-10-17T18:25:30.026-07:00Blonde house coating funny blonde jokes | Funny Blonde JokesBlonde house coating funny blonde jokes<br />
One day a blonde decides that she is so sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.<br />
While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house.<br />
The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand.<br />
Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time.<br />
He goes over and asks her if she is OK. She replies yes. He asks what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the house.<br />
He then asks her why she has a ski jacket over her fur coat. She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and they said…FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS. <br />
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Blonde house coating funny blonde jokes | Funny Blonde JokesCyber Dupinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18271438752550596634noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3985401460878971190.post-31101598088209919362011-10-14T19:25:00.001-07:002011-10-14T19:25:41.650-07:00Not in this office funny blonde jokes | dirty blonde jokesA blonde, a brunette and a red head are in the copy room of their office building when the red head goes over to the corner of the room.<br />
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She stands with a puzzled look on her face for a second then says 'This looks like a semen stain'.<br />
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The brunette walks over to look as well as touch the stain. She says 'Looks and feels like semen.'<br />
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The blonde comes over, looks at, touches, then tastes the stain. She says 'looks like it, feels like it and tastes like it, but it's not from any man in this office.'<br />
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Not in this office funny blonde jokes | dirty blonde jokesCyber Dupinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18271438752550596634noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3985401460878971190.post-21958742009184293932011-10-12T19:58:00.000-07:002011-10-12T19:58:20.421-07:00How many States - Funny Kid jokes - Silly kid jokesHow many States - Funny Kid jokes<br />
Father William, the old priest, made it a practice to visit the parish school one day a week. He walked into the 4th grade class, where the children were studying the states, and asked them how many states they could name. They came up with about 40 names. Father William jokingly told them that in his day students knew the names of all the states.<br />
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One lad raised his hand and said, 'Yes sir, but in those days there were only 13 states.'Cyber Dupinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18271438752550596634noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3985401460878971190.post-83977722292982306282011-10-11T23:01:00.000-07:002011-10-11T23:01:02.453-07:00Cat won't eat - Funny Blonde Jokes - Dirty JokesCat won't eat<br />
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A blonde woman strode angrily into the large store, slapped a package on the counter, and loudly expressed her dissatisfaction.<br />
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The clerk asked, "What's the problem? Wouldn't your cat eat them?"<br />
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The woman's eyes got very large, and she whispered, "Do you mean to tell me that 'Pussy Treats' are for cats?"<br />
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Cat won't eat - Funny Blonde Jokes - Dirty JokesCyber Dupinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18271438752550596634noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3985401460878971190.post-71720264362451179302009-08-26T22:48:00.001-07:002010-02-11T01:22:58.741-08:00Famous OBAMA quotesFamous OBAMA quotes <br /><br />Who is Barack Obama? Contrary to the rumors you have heard, I was not born in a manger. I was actually born on Krypton and sent here by my father Jor-El to save the Planet Earth. Many of you know that I got my name, Barack, from my father. What you may not know is Barack is actually Swahili for "That One." And I got my middle name from somebody who obviously didn't think I'd ever run for president. If I had to name my greatest strength, I guess it would be my humility. Greatest weakness, it's possible that I'm a little too awesome.<br />Barack Obama<br /><br />But I have to say tonight's venue isn't really what I'm used to. I was originally told we'd be able to move this outdoors to Yankee Stadium, and can somebody tell me what happened to the Greek columns that I requested?<br />Barack Obama<br /><br />I do love the Waldorf-Astoria, though. You know, I hear that from the doorstep you can see all the way to the Russian tea room.<br />Barack Obama<br /><br /><br />You notice that people who've been in Washington too long, they don't talk like ordinary folks,. We had this debate in Las Vegas, and somebody asked me, "What are your weaknesses?" So I said, "Well, you know, I don't keep track of paper that well, I'm always losing paper, my desk is a mess." And then they asked the next two candidates. And one candidate says, "Well, my biggest weakness is I'm just so passionate about helping poor people." And then the other one says, "I'm just so impatient to help the American people solve their problems." So then I realize well, I wish I'd gone last and then I would have known.. I'm stupid that way, I thought that when they asked what your biggest weakness was, they asked what your biggest weakness was. And now I know that my biggest weakness is I like to help old ladies across the street.<br />Barack Obama<br /><br />The mimic bands the keyword opposite the given earth.Cyber Dupinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18271438752550596634noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3985401460878971190.post-3920085865934759632009-08-26T01:54:00.000-07:002009-08-27T00:10:13.500-07:00My top listMy top list<br /><br />Blog Directories<br /><a href="http://www.ongsono.com" title="Free Increase Your Website Google Page Rank" target="_blank">Increase Page Rank</a><br /><a href="http://www.globeofblogs.com/">Globe of Blogs</a><!-- Begin BlogToplist tracker code --><br /><a href="http://www.blogtoplist.com/humor/" title="Humor"><br /><img src="http://www.blogtoplist.com/tracker.php?u=103287" alt="Humor" border="0" /></a><!-- End BlogToplist tracker code --><!-- Begin BlogToplist voting code --><br /><a href="http://www.blogtoplist.com/vote.php?u=103287" target="_blank"><br /><img src="http://www.blogtoplist.com/images/votebutton.gif" alt="Top Blogs" border="0" /></a><br /><!-- End BlogToplist voting code --><br /> <a href='http://www.littlewebdirectory.com/' >Free Web Directory - Add Your Link</a><br>The Little Web Directory<br/><br /><a href="http://www.blogfolders.com/Humor/" > Blog Folders Blog Directory</a ><br /><a href="http://www.a1weblinks.net">A1 Web Links -</a><a href="http://www.blogarama.com/" title="blogarama - the blog directory">blogarama.com</a><br /><a href="http://www.linkwith.us" id="R0"><img src="http://www.linkwith.us/images/linkwith.gif" border=0 alt="Link With Us - Web Directory"></a><br /><a href="http://www.blog-collector.com/">Blog Collector</a><br /><a href=http://www.321webmaster.com/index.php?in=41370>Webmaster Resources</a>Cyber Dupinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18271438752550596634noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3985401460878971190.post-26883086911335139932009-08-24T21:29:00.000-07:002009-08-24T21:31:28.704-07:00Loan Arithmitic - Best teacher jokesLoan Arithmitic - Best teacher jokes<br /><br />Little Johnny was being questioned by the teacher during an arithmetic lesson. 'If you had ten dollars,' said the teacher, 'and I asked you for a loan of eight dollars, how much would you have left?'<br /><br />'Ten,' said Little Johnny firmly.<br /><br />'Ten?' the teacher said 'How do you make it ten?'<br /><br />'Well,' replied Little Johnny 'You may ask for a loan of eight dollars, but that doesn't mean you'll get it!'<br /><br /><br /><a title="go to table of contents for best teacher jokes" href="http://topfamousquotesandjokes.blogspot.com/2009/08/best-teacher-jokes-of-all-times.html"> Table of contents </a><br /><style> .tbl { background:; } .tbl tr { background:; } .tbl td { font-family:verdana; font-size:10px; color:; } </style><br /><table border="" width="400" cellspacing="" cellpadding="" class="tbl" align="center"><br /><tr> <td></td><td></td><br /> <td><br /> <a title="Homepage of top famous quotes and jokes" href="http://topfamousquotesandjokes.blogspot.com/"> HOME </a><br /> </td> <td></td><td> </td> </tr> <tr><br /><td><br /> <br /> <a href="http://topfamousquotesandjokes.blogspot.com/2009/07/best-of-best-jokes.html" title="Best funny jokes and famous funny jokes"> PREVIOUS </a><br /> </td><br /> <td> </td> <td> </td><td></td><br /><td><br /> <a href="http://topfamousquotesandjokes.blogspot.com/2009/08/top-10-funniest-naughty-jokes.html" title="Best naughty jokes and famous naughty jokes"> NEXT </a><br /> </td><br /> </tr> <tr> <td> </td><br /> <td><br /> <a title="The quotes category for famous quotes and jokes" href="http://topfamousquotesandjokes.blogspot.com/2009/07/quotes.html"> QUOTES CATEGORY </a><br /> </td><br /> <td> </td><br /> <td><br /> <a title="The jokescategory for famous quotes and jokes" href="http://topfamousquotesandjokes.blogspot.com/2009/07/jokes.html"> JOKES CATEGORY </a><br /> </td><br /> <td></td></tr><br /></table>Cyber Dupinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18271438752550596634noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3985401460878971190.post-77728413394239511182009-08-24T21:27:00.000-07:002009-08-24T21:29:32.541-07:00Boots - Best teacher jokesBoots - Best teacher jokes<br /><br />Did you hear about the teacher who was helping one of her kindergarten students put on his boots?<br /><br />He asked for help and she could see why. With her pulling and him pushing, the boots still didn't want to go on. When the second boot was on, she had worked up a sweat. She almost whimpered when the little boy said, "Teacher, they're on the wrong feet." She looked and sure enough, they were.<br /><br />It wasn't any easier pulling the boots off than it was putting them on. She managed to keep her cool as together they worked to get the boots back on, this time on the right feet. He then announced, "These aren't my<br />boots."<br /><br />She bit her tongue rather than get right in his face and scream,"Why didn't you say so?" like she wanted to.<br /><br />Once again she struggled to help him pull the ill-fitting boots off. He then said, "They're my brother's boots. My Mom made me wear them."<br /><br />She didn't know if she should laugh or cry. She mustered up the grace and courage she had left to wrestle the boots on his feet again. She said, "Now, where are your mittens?" <br /><br />He said, "I stuffed them in the<br />toes of my boots..."<br /><br />Her trial starts next month.<br /><br /><br /><a title="go to table of contents for best teacher jokes" href="http://topfamousquotesandjokes.blogspot.com/2009/08/best-teacher-jokes-of-all-times.html"> Table of contents </a><br /><style> .tbl { background:; } .tbl tr { background:; } .tbl td { font-family:verdana; font-size:10px; color:; } </style><br /><table border="" width="400" cellspacing="" cellpadding="" class="tbl" align="center"><br /><tr> <td></td><td></td><br /> <td><br /> <a title="Homepage of top famous quotes and jokes" href="http://topfamousquotesandjokes.blogspot.com/"> HOME </a><br /> </td> <td></td><td> </td> </tr> <tr><br /><td><br /> <br /> <a href="http://topfamousquotesandjokes.blogspot.com/2009/07/best-of-best-jokes.html" title="Best funny jokes and famous funny jokes"> PREVIOUS </a><br /> </td><br /> <td> </td> <td> </td><td></td><br /><td><br /> <a href="http://topfamousquotesandjokes.blogspot.com/2009/08/top-10-funniest-naughty-jokes.html" title="Best naughty jokes and famous naughty jokes"> NEXT </a><br /> </td><br /> </tr> <tr> <td> </td><br /> <td><br /> <a title="The quotes category for famous quotes and jokes" href="http://topfamousquotesandjokes.blogspot.com/2009/07/quotes.html"> QUOTES CATEGORY </a><br /> </td><br /> <td> </td><br /> <td><br /> <a title="The jokescategory for famous quotes and jokes" href="http://topfamousquotesandjokes.blogspot.com/2009/07/jokes.html"> JOKES CATEGORY </a><br /> </td><br /> <td></td></tr><br /></table>Cyber Dupinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18271438752550596634noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3985401460878971190.post-83587564526441006302009-08-24T21:24:00.000-07:002009-08-24T21:27:41.979-07:00Teaching Applicant - Best teacher jokesTeaching Applicant - Best teacher jokes<br /><br />After being interviewed by the school administration, the teaching prospect said, "Let me see if I've got this right: You want me to go into that room with all those kids, correct their disruptive behavior, observe them for signs of abuse, monitor their dress habits, censor their T-shirt messages, and instill in them a love for learning. You want me to check their backpacks for weapons, wage war on drugs and sexually transmitted diseases, and raise their sense of self esteem and personal pride.<br /><br />You want me to teach them patriotism and good citizenship, sportsmanship and fair play, and how to register to vote, balance a checkbook and apply for a job. You want me to check their heads for lice, recognize signs of antisocial behavior, and make sure that they all pass the state exams. <br /><br />You want me to provide them with an equal education regardless of their handicaps, and communicate regularly<br />with their parents by letter, telephone, newsletter, and report card.<br /><br />You want me to do all this with a piece of chalk, a blackboard, a bulletin board, a few books, a big smile, and a starting salary that qualifies me for food stamps. You want me to do all this, and then you tell me.............. 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One day he surprised the teacher with an announcement. <br /><br />He tapped her on the shoulder and said, "I don't want to scare you, but my daddy says if I don't start getting better grades...somebody is going to get a spanking!"<br /><a title="go to table of contents for best teacher jokes" href="http://topfamousquotesandjokes.blogspot.com/2009/08/best-teacher-jokes-of-all-times.html"> Table of contents </a><br /><style> .tbl { background:; } .tbl tr { background:; } .tbl td { font-family:verdana; font-size:10px; color:; } </style><br /><table border="" width="400" cellspacing="" cellpadding="" class="tbl" align="center"><br /><tr> <td></td><td></td><br /> <td><br /> <a title="Homepage of top famous quotes and jokes" href="http://topfamousquotesandjokes.blogspot.com/"> HOME </a><br /> </td> <td></td><td> </td> </tr> <tr><br /><td><br /> <br /> <a href="http://topfamousquotesandjokes.blogspot.com/2009/07/best-of-best-jokes.html" title="Best funny jokes and famous funny jokes"> PREVIOUS </a><br /> </td><br /> <td> </td> <td> </td><td></td><br /><td><br /> <a href="http://topfamousquotesandjokes.blogspot.com/2009/08/top-10-funniest-naughty-jokes.html" title="Best naughty jokes and famous naughty jokes"> NEXT </a><br /> </td><br /> </tr> <tr> <td> </td><br /> <td><br /> <a title="The quotes category for famous quotes and jokes" href="http://topfamousquotesandjokes.blogspot.com/2009/07/quotes.html"> QUOTES CATEGORY </a><br /> </td><br /> <td> </td><br /> <td><br /> <a title="The jokescategory for famous quotes and jokes" href="http://topfamousquotesandjokes.blogspot.com/2009/07/jokes.html"> JOKES CATEGORY </a><br /> </td><br /> <td></td></tr><br /></table>Cyber Dupinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18271438752550596634noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3985401460878971190.post-27521370279565142012009-08-24T21:13:00.000-07:002009-08-24T21:22:58.303-07:00One of my Kids - Best teacher jokesOne of my Kids - Best teacher jokes<br /><br />A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. 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Then she said: "First Question: Which tire was flat?"<br /><br /><a title="go to table of contents for best teacher jokes" href="http://topfamousquotesandjokes.blogspot.com/2009/08/best-teacher-jokes-of-all-times.html"> Table of contents </a><br /><style> .tbl { background:; } .tbl tr { background:; } .tbl td { font-family:verdana; font-size:10px; color:; } </style><br /><table border="" width="400" cellspacing="" cellpadding="" class="tbl" align="center"><br /><tr> <td></td><td></td><br /> <td><br /> <a title="Homepage of top famous quotes and jokes" href="http://topfamousquotesandjokes.blogspot.com/"> HOME </a><br /> </td> <td></td><td> </td> </tr> <tr><br /><td><br /> <br /> <a href="http://topfamousquotesandjokes.blogspot.com/2009/07/best-of-best-jokes.html" title="Best funny jokes and famous funny jokes"> PREVIOUS </a><br /> </td><br /> <td> </td> <td> </td><td></td><br /><td><br /> <a href="http://topfamousquotesandjokes.blogspot.com/2009/08/top-10-funniest-naughty-jokes.html" title="Best naughty jokes and famous naughty jokes"> NEXT </a><br /> </td><br /> </tr> <tr> <td> </td><br /> <td><br /> <a title="The quotes category for famous quotes and jokes" href="http://topfamousquotesandjokes.blogspot.com/2009/07/quotes.html"> QUOTES CATEGORY </a><br /> </td><br /> <td> </td><br /> <td><br /> <a title="The jokescategory for famous quotes and jokes" href="http://topfamousquotesandjokes.blogspot.com/2009/07/jokes.html"> JOKES CATEGORY </a><br /> </td><br /> <td></td></tr><br /></table>Cyber Dupinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18271438752550596634noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3985401460878971190.post-20300143679613891732009-08-24T21:10:00.000-07:002009-08-24T21:11:58.496-07:00How Many are Left - Best teacher jokesHow Many are Left - Best teacher jokes<br /><br />The teacher came up with a good problem. 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What am I?”<br /><br />Little Johnny in the front row proudly said, “You're a mother!”<br /><br /><br /><a title="go to table of contents for best teacher jokes" href="http://topfamousquotesandjokes.blogspot.com/2009/08/best-teacher-jokes-of-all-times.html"> Table of contents </a><br /><style> .tbl { background:; } .tbl tr { background:; } .tbl td { font-family:verdana; font-size:10px; color:; } </style><br /><table border="" width="400" cellspacing="" cellpadding="" class="tbl" align="center"><br /><tr> <td></td><td></td><br /> <td><br /> <a title="Homepage of top famous quotes and jokes" href="http://topfamousquotesandjokes.blogspot.com/"> HOME </a><br /> </td> <td></td><td> </td> </tr> <tr><br /><td><br /> <br /> <a href="http://topfamousquotesandjokes.blogspot.com/2009/07/best-of-best-jokes.html" title="Best funny jokes and famous funny jokes"> PREVIOUS </a><br /> </td><br /> <td> </td> <td> </td><td></td><br /><td><br /> <a href="http://topfamousquotesandjokes.blogspot.com/2009/08/top-10-funniest-naughty-jokes.html" title="Best naughty jokes and famous naughty jokes"> NEXT </a><br /> </td><br /> </tr> <tr> <td> </td><br /> <td><br /> <a title="The quotes category for famous quotes and jokes" href="http://topfamousquotesandjokes.blogspot.com/2009/07/quotes.html"> QUOTES CATEGORY </a><br /> </td><br /> <td> </td><br /> <td><br /> <a title="The jokescategory for famous quotes and jokes" href="http://topfamousquotesandjokes.blogspot.com/2009/07/jokes.html"> JOKES CATEGORY </a><br /> </td><br /> <td></td></tr><br /></table>Cyber Dupinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18271438752550596634noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3985401460878971190.post-24408331666958911532009-08-24T21:00:00.000-07:002009-08-24T21:02:58.529-07:00Philosophy Exam - Best teacher jokesPhilosophy Exam - Best teacher jokes<br /><br />Philosophy Exam <br /><br /><br /> An eccentric philosophy professor gave a one question final exam after a semester dealing with a broad array of topics.<br /><br />The class was already seated and ready to go when the professor picked up his chair, plopped it on his desk and wrote on the board: "Using everything we have learned this semester, prove that this chair does not exist." <br /><br />Fingers flew, erasers erased, notebooks were filled in furious fashion. Some students wrote over 30 pages in one hour attempting to refute the existence of the chair. One member of the class however, was up and finished in less than a minute. <br /><br />Weeks later when the grades were posted, the rest of the group wondered how he could have gotten an "A" when he had barely written anything at all. His answer consisted of two words: <br /><br />"What chair?"<br /><a title="go to table of contents for best teacher jokes" href="http://topfamousquotesandjokes.blogspot.com/2009/08/best-teacher-jokes-of-all-times.html"> Table of contents </a><br /><style> .tbl { background:; } .tbl tr { background:; } .tbl td { font-family:verdana; font-size:10px; color:; } </style><br /><table border="" width="400" cellspacing="" cellpadding="" class="tbl" align="center"><br /><tr> <td></td><td></td><br /> <td><br /> <a title="Homepage of top famous quotes and jokes" href="http://topfamousquotesandjokes.blogspot.com/"> HOME </a><br /> </td> <td></td><td> </td> </tr> <tr><br /><td><br /> <br /> <a href="http://topfamousquotesandjokes.blogspot.com/2009/07/best-of-best-jokes.html" title="Best funny jokes and famous funny jokes"> PREVIOUS </a><br /> </td><br /> <td> </td> <td> </td><td></td><br /><td><br /> <a href="http://topfamousquotesandjokes.blogspot.com/2009/08/top-10-funniest-naughty-jokes.html" title="Best naughty jokes and famous naughty jokes"> NEXT </a><br /> </td><br /> </tr> <tr> <td> </td><br /> <td><br /> <a title="The quotes category for famous quotes and jokes" href="http://topfamousquotesandjokes.blogspot.com/2009/07/quotes.html"> QUOTES CATEGORY </a><br /> </td><br /> <td> </td><br /> <td><br /> <a title="The jokescategory for famous quotes and jokes" href="http://topfamousquotesandjokes.blogspot.com/2009/07/jokes.html"> JOKES CATEGORY </a><br /> </td><br /> <td></td></tr><br /></table>Cyber Dupinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18271438752550596634noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3985401460878971190.post-48399390806296968752009-08-24T20:57:00.000-07:002009-08-24T21:03:57.659-07:00The Professor Makes Change - Best teacher jokesThe Professor Makes Change - Best teacher jokes<br /><br />The Professor Makes Change <br /><br /><br /> A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait. Once the test was over the students all handed the tests back in. The professor noticed that one of the students had attached a $100 bill to his test with a note saying "A dollar per point." <br /><br />The next class period, the professor handed the tests back out. 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So it was only to be expected that he would get furious when Little Jimmy handed in a poor paper.<br /><br />"This is the worst essay it has ever been my misfortune to read," ranted the teacher. "It has too many mistakes. I can't understand how one person would have made all these mistakes."<br /><br />"One person didn't," replied Little Jimmy defensively. 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Now class, who discovered America? <br />CLASS: Maria. <br /><br /><br />TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? <br />JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. <br /><br /><br />TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' <br />GLENN: K-R-O-K-O -D-I-A-L <br />TEACHER: No, that's wrong <br />GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. <br /><br /><br />TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? <br />DONALD: H I J K L M N O. <br />TEACHER: What are you talking about? <br />DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O. <br /><br /><br />TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. <br />WINNIE: Me! <br /><br /><br />TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? <br />GLEN: ! Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. <br /><br /><br />TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.' <br />MILLIE: I is... <br />TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.' <br />MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' <br /><br /><br />TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louis, do you know why his father didn't punish him? <br />LOUIS: Because George still had the ax in his hand. <br /><br /><br />TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? <br />SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. <br /><br /><br />TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. 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